Random Damn Thems

This is Bitter Brian right now. Damn clouds.

As I sit here on the couch with my bad back for the weekend like a bitter old man shaking his cane from his chair on the porch, I figured I'd touch base on a few things that got me shaking my fist.

Ohio high schools plan on honoring Jim Tressel for their opening games

For those that don't know sports, Tressel came under the scrutiny of the NCAA in 2010 for his handling of an investigation on players of improperly selling materials they received from their 2009 Big Ten and Rose Bowl championships. After it was shown that Tressel knew what was going on and decided to hide what he knew, the NCAA initially suspended for less than the players were suspended until Tressel agreed to be suspended the same length of time. The investigation proved to be too much of a black eye to Ohio State for them to keep Tressel as coach, so they fired him. Surprisingly, Tressel was absolved of a lot of the blame for the events - the honor of blame went to quarterback Terrelle Pryor. Even former OSU players (some who probably broke rules themselves) were quick to throw Pryor into the public relations lake to watch him drown.

Now, Ohio football coaches want to honor him by wearing a white shirt and tie to honor Tressel for all that he has done for football in Ohio. To be fair, not all of the schools in the state will be honoring him from what I read, and for that, I commend them. For anyone to honor a man who is supposed to be the representation of leadership of a football team (only to disregard that in efforts to win at all costs) is disgusting. It goes to show you how demented some people are. Makes you wonder if Tressel could have murdered someone and they'd find a way to blame the victim.

People w/ bumper stickers

I was gonna write a big blog about this on its own, but didn't think I could write enough for a whole blog. I've realzed that the more bumper stickers someone owns, the more likely it is that they are a huge a-hole. College stickers are common and usually are donned on the back of the cars of parents and alumnae of schools. From there, bumper stickers outside of rooting for your favorite sports teams - ones that focus more on the hating of the opposing political party that you favor or the hating of specific groups of people - tell me all I need to know about a person. Bumper stickers tell a lot about a person. If only people wore bumper stickers around all the time, we'd be able to tell the a-holes apart from the rest of society.

The NFL & The Government

Where's Rodney King when you need him? Can't these folks just get along with each other? The NFL's battle between owners and players looks like it could drag on longer than we'd want it to. According to the players, the owners ratified an agreement 31-0 on Thursday that included material that was never discussed with the players and inserted in the last minute. If this is true, this doesn't bode well for an agreement anytime soon. I've never been on either side of this argument (owners and players are hard to back considering they're arguing about millions and billions). But if they were thisclose to an agreement and messed it up by adding stuff that was never spoken of during the player/owner meetings, then I'll find it hard to support the owner's side of things. Not to say I'll support the players as a result. I just think that any good agreement, especially one involving this much money and millions of fans looking for a solution that gives them what they want, requires good communication. And if you're throwing in last minute things, it's very shady to say the least.

Likewise, the government can't get its act together with this debt ceiling crap. I won't pretend to know much about what's going on here, but everything I've heard about it tells me that if our country defaults, then our economy is even more facked than it was before. Democrats & Republicans working together make the NFL problem seem like it's already been solved. The problem with politicians is that they are always campaigning, so it doesn't do them any good to compromise on anything, no matter how far it would go to actually help their constistuents. I don't know what will happen with this, but it doesn't seem like it's going to end well.

I'm done ranting. People are dumb. This shouldn't be surprising to anyone. I just needed to be the old man shaking his fist at the youngins who were walking on his lawn.

Damn all these people. Damn them all!

Revenge of the Heat

Last month, Chicagoans rooted against the Heat as loud as they could. Now, it looks like a heat of a different sort will have its revenge.

Today's temperature, according to NBC5 News, is the highest we have seen in 6 years. People rushing to air conditioning, pools, lakes and hoses as fast as they possibly can. If you are without AC and a pool, your life is probably a little more unbearable right now than most dealing with the heat.

Me? Oh - just working from home in an air-conditioned house, with access to a pool after the work shift is done. Granted, at this point, the pool resembles more of a hot bath right now. It's just nice to know that it's there. (Ahhh, feels good to be an a-hole sometimes with some of these statements.)

If you have air conditioning at home and your work allows you to work from home, then do it. There's no reason not to take advantage of working from home from time to time (or even permanently). If you don't feel like you'd be able to motivate yourself to work by yourself, you could always commute and then take the 20 minute walk to the office in this weather. That may motivate you enough to stay home for a few days and work remotely. Who needs human interaction anyways?

If you can't work from home, then just tough it out or use some PTO. We deal with extreme weather of all kinds in this area, so what's a little heat? I'd suggest a summer home in Canada and a winter home in Florida or Arizona if these extremes are too much for you. Or a Mediterranean climate like San Francisco.

Good luck rooting against this heat, because unlike LeBron in the Finals, this heat seems to be closing strong.

99 blog postings but bitching ain't one

Blogs - But Bitching Ain't One (Ok, that may be false)

Anyone who knows me knows that I am a numbers person. I have been since my youth, learning how to calculate batting averages at the age of 5. It's probably why I got so good at math and can do most basic math problems (within reason) in my head quickly. The bifocals were the perfect outfit for a math nerd like me, although I never did get into the pocket protector phase of my life (thank god).

Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah - numbers. As much as I like to write, my need of numbers in life (mainly just through sports statistics) is undeniable. The reaching of triple digit blogs within a 10 month timeframe was something I never set out to do. In fact, I thought I was gonna give up writing this blog around December (did for a while) and then again in February. Whether it be just to educate people on certain goings-ons in my life or just to write for my own release, I've found a lot of different subjects to write about.


At first I thought it might just end up being about sports and gambling (and it may go more towards that when football season starts). However, I've branched out into general topics that get more views than I expected. It seems most people have connected most with my personal pieces - my grandma poem (rest in peace Grandma) and short write-up on my dad's cataract surgery and picture accompanying it have been my most read pieces.

I never know who reads this thing, but I have an idea of the few people who read it a lot. I do like people coming up to me at social gatherings and telling me they read this because it gets me motivated to write more. As the blogs keep getting posted, please let me know your opinions about my opinions or my writing style or whatever it is that you wish to discuss. I enjoy getting feedback (both positive and negative) because it means that you're actually reading it and giving somewhat of a damn to what I'm saying or writing.

Thanks for the motivation to write, and hopefully I'll be able to keep at this to get up to 999 and beyond.

Peace.

Shameless Plugging: How Sweet It Is

Anytime I hear someone do a cheap plug on something, I usually just shake my head and laugh. This is found a lot on ESPN with ABC products (i.e. why do you think Dancing With the Stars always features an athlete? It's because they can then show highlights of the show on their Sportscenter and because Disney owns both of them). This is the most common type of cheap plug - when a corporation owns multiple media outlets and promotes one of them on the other network.

The best cheap plugs are the ones that you don't even notice - such as many who probably don't think of the athlete angle with Dancing With the Stars. I have become keen to this - partly because I know which corporations own which channels/media outlets.

Stephen Colbert is the master of the corny cheap plug. He will often feature something on his show that displays blatant advertising for a product in a way that can only be described as satirical. From his consumption of Ben and Jerrys when trying to promote his flavor Americone Dream to the chowing down of Doritos, Colbert often finds a way to make the plug funny while everyone knows it is supposed to be a satire of how plugging products has become commonplace in media everywhere.

I, however, am no such master. I wrote this blog largely in part to promote my appearance in my friend's show, "Three Guys, One Room." I play the role of Swift Charlie, an unwelcomed dinner guest who ends up robbing the gents of all of their belongings.

If you can't access that from there, here's the link for the episode. Talk about shameless plugging. God, I love it.

But seriously, it's a part of our media world, and it will continue to be for as long as we live. So continue to enjoy the shameless pandering that networks (and friends like me) will shove in your face on a daily basis.

You're welcome.

*This message was brought to you by Four Seasons. For all the right reasons, Four Seasons.

Stuff Your Sorries in a Sack: The Art of a Good Apology

~What else should I be? All apologies - K. Cobain, circa 1993.

In a recent interview, Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison spoke his mind on a few subjects, blasting everyone from the commissioner to his teammates, including calling Rashard Mendenhall "a fumble machine". As is the case with most apologizes, Harrison apologized for his words but said some of the content was pulled out of context.

While this may be true, I find it hard to believe apologies that come with an attachment to them. Here's some signs of a bad apology:

(1) "I'm sorry if this offended anyone."- Any version of this is usually a fake apology. What it essentially means is, "If this didn't offend anyone, I'm not sorry, so suck it!" If you're making an apology, odds are you offended someone. So stop pretending that the word "if" applies when it clearly doesn't.

(2) An apology that one reads ver batum off of a piece of paper - It's true that some people may just not be good public speakers and need to write their words down before going in front of people. But at least look up every now and then and show some eye contact. Obviously, this apology applies more to celebrities who do something stupid and then the media and public look for some sort of remorse for their words or actions.  The more someone reads off of the piece of paper, the less remorseful they are.

(3) No eye contact - I touched base on this with the second point, but this is more of a general thing and not just celebrity-based. Someone that you have wronged/offended/whatevered needs to see that you are telling your apology in an honest and straight-forward manner. If you're looking down while making an apology or watching TV, you're clearly half assing it.

(4) "I'm sorry. I was misquoted/taken out of context/etc." - This goes back to point 1, where you add a "but" or an "if" immediately after your apology. For all the years I've been a consumer of media, I know that yes, there are times where you can be taken out of context and may not have meant what you said or what people perceived you said. There will be some people who believe apologies when they take the time to read a whole story themselves or hear out a complete story before making a judgement. If people do misunderstand your statement/actions and take offense, you may have been misquoted or they may have taken something you said out of context, but telling people that may be harder than just simply saying it. I'd say in circumstances like this, if you really believe you didn't do anything wrong, don't apologize. Sensible people will know that you didn't mean any harm with whatever you said or did.

If you're really interested in offering a genuine apology, just say it directly and simply: "I'm sorry for what I did/said." The rest of what you say afterwards (unless you're telling them how much of a dumbass you are) is usually a bunch of BS and doesn't help your case when you're apologizing.

For the inspiration for the title of the blog, here's where you can stuff your sorries in a sack, around the 36 second mark and 2:20 mark.

The Inaugural Boley Awards - 2011 Version

Inspired by the ESPYs, the sports award show that airs during one of the most dead days of sports, I wanted to create the Boleys, a list of random awards that I will give to random categories in my life. I may add to this if there's enough interest in this piece, so stay tuned.


Best 2011 Purchase: Nominees: Brian Scalabrine Jersey, New I-Pod Classic, Big Lebowski mirror
....and the winner is: Brian Scalabrine Jersey.

This narrowly edged out the mirror as purchase of the year. The jersey has had more of a chance to be recognized- wearing it during the Bulls' extended playoff run definitely helped with that. Every time I wore the jersey out to a bar, I received at least one positive comment from a complete stranger, who seemed shocked that someone would waste spend $70 on a jersey for a guy who played less than two hours of basketball throughout the 82 game schedule. The mirror will carry more value when I get my own place and it has a featured place.

Best Song in My Head from the Past Year That You Probably Never Heard Of: Nominees: Nappy Roots "Infield", N*E*R*D - "Maybe", Local H - "Toxic"


...and the winner is: "Maybe". Sure, it's not a song that was released this year, but it may be the best song from a group that does not get enough credit in my opinion. It may have close to a million views on YouTube, but I know a lot of my friends have never heard it. Something about the lyric "Maybe the laugh's on me, and life was telling me a joke" that makes me consider this one of my favorite songs in general. I highly recommend listening to Local H's version of Toxic - a cover of the Britney Spears song.

Best Thing I Am Looking Forward to in the Next Couple Weeks: Nominees: Hosting Hot Dog Eating Contest, NFL Lockout ending, Guest Starring in my friends' show "Three Guys, One Room"

...and the winner is: NFL Lockout ending. As much fun as the other two things will be to witness, the impact of the NFL Lockout ending will have long lasting implications in the rest of my 2011. First, it will give me the chance to exercise my fantasy football dominance again after taking 2010 off. Second, I am looking to match/exceed my good luck gambling last year, which reaped me about a grand in profits. And most importantly, it will assure that my Sundays in the Fall and early Winter will not be spent searching for ways to fill the void of an NFL-less existence. Now the most important thing - the lockout actually needs to end.

Best Summer Drink: Nominees: Bud Light Lime, Summer Shandy, Sam Adams Summer Ale

...and the winner is: Summer Shandy. This should be no surprise to people who know me, but this was a close race in terms of my favorite summer drink. I haven't had Shandy in a while, mainly because the times I've imbibed lately have been situations where the bar either didn't have Shandy or people that I am with want to drink buckets. Most of my friends who are more wide-versed in beer would probably choose Sam Adams among the three, but I'd put that right behind Bud Light's Lime (even though BLL is not a specific summer beverage, it is more marketable during the summer).

TV Show that I've Taken for Granted the Most Until Watching in Syndication: Nominees: How I Met Your Mother, Yes Dear, My Name is Earl


...and the winner....wait for it.....is: How I Met Your Mother. Of all networks, I've been catching this show on Lifetime and feel like I'm almost caught up to the season that just ended. This will be the next TV show that I collect DVDs for. It is well-written and does a great job of connecting previous plot points into its ongoing story on how Ted meets his future wife. I think this show is featured on Monday nights (maybe that's changed), which is when I always watch Monday Night Football in the fall. In the spring, I'm usually watching something else or am busy in an activity where I don't watch TV.


Feel free to submit categories that I will award Boleys to, and I will add to this blog. Keep the suggestions tasteful, please.

Baseballog - Midseason Review on Predictions

I didn't want to be one of those guys who makes predictions to start the season and not follow up with how they are doing, as many people who make predictions of any sort tend to do. Here's a look back at my 2011 preseason baseball predictions and my assessment on how they've looked so far. Mind you, the surprise teams were based on odds that my gambling site at the time posted and nothing to do with how a team may have performed in previous years.

(Note: If you take a look at my picture that opens my prediction blog, you will see that I could not have been more wrong about Adam Dunn. High on-base percentage and 41 home runs, my ass!)

Predictions vs. Reality (at the All-Star Break)

AL East
Surprise Team to Contend- Prediction: Tampa Bay Rays....Reality: Rays. Even though they are 6 games back in baseball's toughest division, they are showing that they are better than the price that oddsmakers put them on.
Division Winner- Prediction: Boston....Reality: Boston and NY are looking like they will be in a neck and neck race for the division title. Boston has survived a terrible start and lots of injuries and NY's pitching has been deeper than expected thanks to the resurgence of Bartolo Colon. I'll stick with my Boston prediction but now I think NY will be the Wild Card winner.

AL Central
Surprise Team to Contend- Prediction: Minnesota....Reality: Oops. The Indians were paying close to 15/1 or 20/1 to win the division. Clearly I fumbled the surprise team in this one.
Division Winner- Prediction: Minnesota....Reality: Oops, Part II. This looks like a two-horse race to me (sorry Chicago, too inconsistent for me to trust with my preseason prediction). I think Detroit holds off Cleveland and wins it.

AL West
Surprise Team to Contend- Prediction: Los Angeles Angels....Reality: Solid prediction. One game out of the division lead. Getting 3/1 on them to start the year would have been a good deal.
Division Winner- Prediction: Texas....Reality: Another AL division, another 2 horse race. At least like my Boston prediction, Texas looks like they can live up to my Magic 8-ball prediction of winning the division. I'll stick with Texas as my division champ.

NL Central
Surprise Team to Contend- Prediction: Cubs....Reality: Uhm.....Next. Pittsburgh takes the cake here no doubt.
Division Winner- Prediction: Brewers.....Reality: Milwaukee is in a 4-team race for the division title. I like the move to get K-Rod, although I wonder if there will be a closer controversy if Axford blows a save that might get fans going and get egos riled up in the dugout. St. Louis has survived so much and is still right there. I'm rooting for my original prediction, but I see St. Louis winning this for some reason.

NL East
Surprise Team to Contend- Prediction: Florida....Reality: It looked good for a month or so, but now Florida sits at the bottom of the division despite riding a 5-game winning streak into the All-Star break. The Mets being over .500 (albeit one game over) would probably be the biggest surprise.
Division Winner- Prediction: Braves....Reality: I think I was trying to be cute and go against the grain of picking the obvious Phillies pick here. Even though Philadelphia's up only 3.5 games over the Braves, I don't see the Braves overtaking them. I do see them taking the Wild Card though.

NL West
Surprise Team to Contend- Prediction: San Diego....Reality: While San Diego is playing better than most people probably thought they would, the winner of the surprise team goes to Arizona, projected for a win total in the mid 70s and currently sitting 3 back.
Division Winner- Prediction: Giants...Reality: This division pick is the one I am most comfortable with, despite an injury to their best player, Buster Posey. Despite their offensive woes, the Giants find a way to grind out just enough runs to support their outstanding pitching staff.


Prognosis:
Surprise Teams: Only really hit on the Angels and Rays, with the Angels being the only of the surprise teams that have a shot at the division crown this year. The others, I soon found, were longshots to win their divisions for a reason.
Division Winners/Wild Cards: There's a chance I could hit all 4 of my NL playoff teams, albeit with the NL East winner/Wild Card switched. I had the AL Central completely wrong (and probably will barring a White Sox/Twins hot 2nd half) but feel solid with Texas and Boston.

New World Series prediction: Philadelphia over Detroit