Looney Junes: My Crazy Busy Month from A to Z

It's been a hell of a month for yours truly. A little bit of everything has happened. A tour of the alphabet is in order....

Awesome girlfriend and cat family. I'm loving the new set-up and loving it even more with the loving g/f and cats that inexplicably entertain me on a daily basis. We've all adjusted to the new neighborhood quite well.

Bowling this summer. Our team has sucked so far this year. However, to start the second half of the year, we swept our first series. Let's see if this carries over into July & August.

Cell Dwelling at US Cellular Field. I've gone to a few games there this June, both unique in their own ways. I experienced my first-ever fog delay on a Monday night game when the White Sox faced the Blue Jays. I also attended the second game of a doubleheader on June 28th as the White Sox blew a 9th inning lead against the Indians.

Donations. Thanks to a last-minute pledge for money in my St. Jude/Warrior Dash efforts, I was able to gather a total of $1070 from my network of family and friends. I know those kids at St. Jude appreciate every single dollar donated. Thank you to everyone who donated.

Exercise. I need to find a gym soon or find new workouts to do. I don't want to regress to what I was before January 1st.

Fit Happens Champion. Over 30 pounds lost. Still have about 20-25 pounds to go before I'll be completely happy.

Game 6 - in both NBA & NHL Finals. Watched both in different venues (NBA at home, NHL at a bar). Each viewing experience left me shocked and reaffirmed why I love watching sports - the unexpected, unscripted drama that you can't get anywhere else.

Holding pattern. I had big plans coming up (trip to Seattle, new bowling league in Fall) that may need to be put on hold with the layoff. Hoping that I can find work quicker than the three months it took between jobs last time.

Ink for my computer. Yep, need some more ink. I had no idea what to write for the I portion of this blog, as you can tell.

Job search in progress. Yep, out of a job starting the end of day, July 5th. Any help would be much appreciated.

(5)K runs. I did my first one in quite a while on June 2nd. Fittingly enough with one of the guys who helped get me into shape. Thanks Chris. Going to try making them a monthly thing. Might hold off on this, depending on cost of 5K. Me needs to save some dough, yo.

Logan Square - love the new neighborhood feel. Moved here June 1. Love it here so far.

Mohawk. It may be short-lived, especially if I start to get interviews soon. I got it in dedication to my cousin Marilyn and the Warrior Dash run. Plus I look awesome with it.

Networking. It's the key that got me my last two jobs. It's exactly where I picked up when I heard the news of being laid off. So far, it has not produced results, but I have faith that my networks will be what gets me employed again.

Olivers. This remains my go-to suburban bar, particularly after bowling on Wednesdays before heading back to the burbs. I caught most of Stanley Cup Game 1 there, the end of Game 4, and always share good stories and good times with my friends there.

Pizza places. My favorite part of moving into a new Chicago neighborhood is to try new pizza places. I do miss Pat's Pizza, but there's a few good joints around here that I'm sure we'll enjoy just as much.

Quarterback Keeper. In less serious news (or more serious, depending on your level of fantasy football interest), trying to decide who to keep in my fantasy football league. Earlier in June, I was thinking Kaepernick. Now, I'm thinking Peyton Manning. I'm not sure how much longer Peyton has. I can keep either one of these guys for the next three seasons. Who would you choose?

Rear ended on June 14th. It was my second accident in a row where my car was not in motion when I got hit. Luckily, it was only a few minor bumps on the bumper. The guy who hit me offered to pay for my troubles, but I was not about to bother with that.

Stanley Cup Playoffs. Definitely the most active I've been involved with hockey in my life (from betting it to watching it). While I give bandwagon people a hard time, I have no problem with them. Bandwagons breed new fans of a sport, and that's never a bad thing - as long as people take the time to learn the sports they follow.

Trans mount. I needed a new one of these for my car (I couldn't tell you what a trans mount is or where it is in my car). I was about to get a new one and pay $400 last month at Firestone, but they didn't have one for my model car. Luckily they didn't - totally forgot about what was covered by CarMax and the warrant. Just got it fixed by CarMax for the low price of free.99.

Uncle Brian. Still is awesome to say. Will always be awesome. Every moment I've had to hold my nephew Brayden has been a fantastic moment. The last two times I saw him this month, he has been looking around and soaking in his environment. Can't believe he's already six weeks old.

Victory parade. I debated whether to attend the Blackhawks parade, but my parade experience in 2010 was all I really needed. Millions of people, with even just 5 or 10 percent of them drunk and an even higher percentage annoying, was not my cup of tea for this year's celebration.

Warrior Dash completed on June 16th. It was much tougher than when I did it three years ago. Glad to be a part of Team Carter.

eXcel Spreadsheets. As I was transferring files to my personal email before my work computer is taken away, I forgot how many excel spreadsheets I've worked with over the years. Many of my blogs had data stored in excels.

Year is half over. The year has flown, but it feels like this month has lasted longer than 30 days, as you can see by this blog.

Zombie Seinfeld. I caught this production on June 14th, right after the rear-ending. It was an excellent adaptation of Seinfeld that does not require one to love zombies (I can't stand zombie stuff) or even Seinfeld. Great job by Jeremy & Dan Eden, as always.

The Ultimate Blackhawks Bandwagoner Quiz: Are You A Real Fan?

Since I have nothing better to do, I decided to come up with a quiz to see how much you might know about the Blackhawks. Most of these answers, I knew beforehand but had to do some fact-checking just to make sure. I came up with this just now: eight Blackhawks questions for you fans and "fans" to answer. Feel free to provide answers in the comments, on the Facebook page or on Twitter.

And no Googling.

1. How many Stanley Cups have the Blackhawks won since becoming an NHL franchise?
a) 2
b) 4
c) 5
d) 8
e) all of them

2. Before 2010, when was the last time the Blackhawks won the Cup?
a) they never did
b) 1992
c) 1961
d) 1932 
e) trick question, hockey was invented in 2010

3. Who is the all-time leader in goals in Blackhawks history?
a) Jeremy Roenick
b) Bobby Hull
c) Stan Mikita
d) Patrick Kane
e) seriously, who are a, b, & c; it has to be d, right?

4. Who is the captain on the Blackhawks?
a) Jonathan Toews
b) Patrick Kane
c) Joel Quenneville
d) Dustin Byff.....Buff-something
e) Captain Planet

5. Who was the owner who kept the Blackhawks home games off of television up until his death in 2007?
a) Jerry Reinsdorf
b) Bill Wirtz
c) Rocky Wirtz
d) Frederic McLaughlin
e) Their games have always been on TV, duh

6. What event in American history was taking place when Chicago hockey received national attention for their loud rendition of the National Anthem while hosting an All-Star Game? 
a) World War II
b) Vietnam
c) Gulf War
d) 9/11
e) The release of Chelsea Dagger

7. What team was the last team to beat the Blackhawks in a Stanley Cup?
a) Philadelphia Flyers
b) Pittsburgh Penguins
c) Montreal Canadiens
d) Toronto Maple Leafs
e) They've never lost a Cup

8. Which of these teams is not among the Original Six teams?
a) Montreal Canadiens
b) Detroit Red Wings
c) Boston Bruins
d) Minnesota Wild
e) Chicago Blackhawks

Grading scale:
7-8 - Three stars (First-line fan that knows their stuff)
5-6 - Two stars (Second-line fan - good Blackhawks knowledge)
3-4 - One star (Third-line fan - sharpen up those skates)
0-2 - No stars (Full-fledged wagoner)


(Note: if you answered e) for any of these questions, you fail automatically. You get zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul)

Time of Your Life...Me? Ehhh, Not So Much: The Contrast of Emotions While Watching the Hawks Win the Cup

It's a surreal experience. Everyone around you - all your friends having the time of their life, the best day of their year. Within a couple minute span in real time, Blackhawks fans went from pondering their Game 7 plans to figuring out who they are going to the parade with on Wednesday.

It's awesome to see all these happy faces. And yet, at the same time, you can't fully enjoy the moment. Not when you've had one of the shittiest days of your year.

It didn't start shitty, and by no means did I plan on having it end shitty. But the news I received mid-afternoon, that I swore to keep to myself as long as I could to risk changing the mood around me, could only be buried under so much cheap beer (22 oz cups my ass).

After surviving cuts at work at the end of April, I thought I might be in the clear for a little while. A little while turned out to be a couple months. I received "The Call" about my job being no longer once July 5th reaches its end. At this point, unless I am able to find a job, I will be without work.

I leave with no ill feelings - in fact, I still love the company and love the people that I worked with for my entire 35 months there. At this point in my life, it has been the best company I've worked for in my brief professional career.

Going back to Monday...I debated whether I was going to meet up with Jen's co-workers as planned for the game or if I was going to lay back and likely sulk/drown my sorrows with Summer Shandys. I flipped a few times (nah, the walk there ain't worth it >>> don't let this stuff bring you down, go out >>> you just bought beer, stay home >>> how often do you get to go out with people during the week?)

So yeah, I went out. And I'm glad I did, despite the microburst that hit right before I reached the bar. I had to run the last mile of the planned walk in my flip flops due to the pending storms, with the last couple blocks being completely aided by the unreal winds and storm that I had no idea were coming.

I spent the entire time at the West End (blocks away from the United Center) standing up, taking different shifts at the TVs that surrounded me. I shared my sob story with one other friend before the game (thanks Ruthie), but otherwise kept it to myself as to avoid ruining the mood. I didn't sob, but call it a sob story for the simple fact that it sure as hell ain't a laugh story.

Several people in the group saw my empty stare towards the end of the game, at which point I could no longer really hide the weight of my day. Once the game ended and there was plenty of time to celebrate, I told a few of them what happened. I appreciated their well wishes, as I did with the initial wave of people that I told earlier in the evening before going to the bar.

The striking moods - about as 180 degrees as there could be between a person and a group of people - was present in my mind most of the night, especially as the spurt of goals led to a sudden Stanley Cup win for the Blackhawks. It was fantastic seeing the people who I've known a short while and suspect very little to be bandwagoners to have such joy on their faces. A fan's sports team winning a championship never gets old, even if it's the second time in four years, so to see that joy is fun to see.

On the other side, there's this bum of a guy who just got some bad news, trying to enjoy the moment of his friends while burying the bone of the bad. If anyone has been in a situation like this, where you've tried to keep a happy face on a great situation with a group of people around you while masking something that pains you, I'm sure you know my ordeal.

Life goes on - I'll get on my feet quick. I have the right attitude and will get through this situation just fine.

For that hour or so at the bar, the contrast of my friends' euphoria and my brief realization of my fate (which hit just as the game was winding down) was quite the mental spectacle.

Thanks for reading and thanks to everyone around me for your future help (and current help).

Chicago/Boston Series A-Bruin? Wait One Win-ute

In the dozen or so predictions that people provided (including my own), not a single person predicted Boston making it to the Stanley Cup Finals. Not even my friend Tim, who is probably the biggest Boston Bruins fan that I know.

None of my friends had this as a possible 2013 picture

Everyone was on the nuts of the Pittsburgh Penguins to advance from the East, and rightfully so. Their offense in the regular season and into the first two rounds was explosive. In their two series before playing Boston, the Penguins lit the goal light up a total of 47 times in 11 games, an astounding amount, especially in the playoffs.

However, that all changed when they faced Boston. Two goals. No, I'm not talking about goals that the team set before their series against the Bruins. I'm saying that they actually only scored two goals. Two stinking goals in the four-game series (275 minutes in the series), averaging a goal every 137 minutes of game play.

To put that in perspective, the Bruins had to score 3 goals in less than ten minutes just to force an overtime in their Game 7 miracle comeback against the Maple Leafs in the first round. For fun, to calculate that pace over 275 minutes, that's.....a lot of goals. Actually, the Bruins would score about 82-83 goals at that rate.

Speaking of a team who made a comeback...

Instead of coming back from a 4-1 in-game deficit, the Blackhawks rallied from a 3-1 series margin to down the Red Wings in a thrilling and almost controversial Game 7 win at the United Center. Now, they sit in the reverse position, up 3 games to 1 against the defending champion Los Angeles Kings, who've only won one road game out of eight chances in the playoffs so far.

Before worrying about the Bruins, Hawks (and their fans) need to worry about beating the Kings one more time

There's plenty of optimism that the Blackhawks will close it out today, but they need not forget the comeback that they made themselves to know that it's certainly not impossible for a team to run off three straight deciding games to steal a series. And it certainly won't be easy to close out the defending champs.

I don't blame people for being optimistic about Saturday being the end of the Kings' reign as champs, but as always, there should be a cautious optimism as fans entering the game, not a cocky "ha ha, we got this wrapped up already" feel.

Always respect your opponent, especially if your opponent is the champion. To use another sport's example from a current sport, there's no one who respects Rafa Nadal, the master of the clay court, more than Novak Djokovic, who had Nadal on the ropes in the fifth set but eventually lost to the Spaniard (as all but one opponent can lay claim to in the past nine years).

A picture I captured at the Blackhawks rally. Can they do it again? Maybe, one more win for them to have that chance.

Even when you think you have everything in front of you, a Stanley Cup appearance within your grasp, you first must win one more game. And what a better way to do it than to eliminate the champs and face one of the Original Six for the right to hoist the Stanley Cup in a few weeks.

Before that happens, respect your opponent, the reigning champ. Cheer on your team. If/when they win that next game, then put your energy towards the Stanley Cup.

NHL Playoff Predictions Round 2 and A Look Back at Round 1

Six out of eight in my first go-round of NHL hockey series predictions. Not too shabby, especially considering that four of those six correct series picked were the 6 & 7 seeds from each conference. I was really close to 7 of 8, but the Maple Leafs wilted on the ice.

As far as hockey bets go (series bets + game bets), not doing too shabby. 3-1 on my series bets (Wins: Red Wings, Sharks & Penguins/Blackhawks parlay). Unfortunately, my only series loss was also my bet to win the West & the Stanley Cup (damn Blues blowing a 2-0 series lead). I went about 7-7 in my first round individual bets, so again, not too bad.

Out West

My first Stanley Cup bet is still alive (San Jose), but I'm a little nervous with how well the Kings play at home and them having home ice. Both teams dominated home ice in the regular season and playoffs (going a combined 5 for 5 in playoff home games so far). I'm hoping my original prediction of the Wings beating the Blackhawks can come true so that the Sharks would have home ice if they are able to get past the reigning Stanley Cup Champs. If the Sharks lose, then the Hawks might as well win - I won't care about who wins at that point.

Rooting interest (for gambling purposes), I am hoping for Sharks/Wings. As long as the Sharks advance, I'll be happy, but I believe their best path to the Cup involves one without the Blackhawks on the menu (hence, rooting for the Wings).

What I think it will be: Kings/Hawks. See how I covered all my bases there - like a sports journalism pro.


Out East

The Penguins start their first round series against the Senators tomorrow. I originally picked Pittsburgh to advance in this match-up, but I'm switching my pick to Ottawa. Pittsburgh's goaltending/defense was very shaky in Round 1. Meanwhile, Ottawa made a little history in their series against Montreal by being the ultimate closers, outscoring the Canadiens 12-0 in the third period of their five-game series.

The Rangers prevailed in 7 games against the Capitals, and their reward is a conference semifinals series against the Bruins, who came from three goals back, including a two goal deficit with under two minutes to play, to force overtime and down the Maple Leafs in overtime. Based on my friend Tim's assessment of his team (Boston), I am taking the Rangers to win the series and advance to the Eastern Conference Finals for the second straight year. I am also rooting for the Rangers thanks to my bet on them to win the conference before the playoffs start.

Rooting interest & What I think it will be: Senators & Rangers

We will see if I can build upon my previous round of picking series. I am likely betting the Senators & Red Wings in their first games of the series. I'm thinking I will bet the Rangers series when the odds for it are released.

Feel free to offer your picks below (or in my Facebook/Twitter posts). Enjoy the next round.

My Struggle to Get Interested in the Blackhawks and Hockey in General

Streak or not, the only way this season can end in true success for the Blackhawks is a reappearance of this Cup in city limits, at least in my eyes.

One thing you may have notice is missing from my blog site lately (aside from blogs) is coverage about the Chicago Blackhawks. Being as big of a sports fan as I am, hockey is one sport I have never been able to get into, even during the past 4-5 years with a much-improved and watchable hockey product on Madison Street.

Will this be on Chicago Theater in June 2013?

I tried getting into the Blackhawks when they were going through their Stanley Cup run. I was happy when they won it, even though I (like just about everybody but Patrick Kane) didn't actually see the goal that won the Stanley Cup for them. I even went to the parade and enjoyed myself, aside from some assholes throwing things into the massive crowd. A real Indian would have cried himself to death if he or she saw how littered the street was after the Stanley Cup celebration was over. (As usual, I digress).

A parade this time around could net about double the attendance.

Following the championship, my interest (or lack thereof) in hockey never changed. As much as I tried to get into hockey, my interest in the Blackhawks and the NHL in general was faint at best. I could name some of the Stanley Cup winners from the past X amount of years (not like I could with Super Bowl/World Series/NBA Finals winners - I could name all of those in every sport since I've been alive). I was even able to recite the last Canadian-based team to win the Stanley Cup off the top of my memory when the subject came up weeks ago (Montreal in 1993), although I credit that memory to my interest in Sega's NHL video games at the time - NHL 93 & 94 come to mind.

Hockey is a sport I wish I could get into, but I just can't. Maybe it's because the product translates poor to TV (at least to me). Maybe it's the lower scoring - although I'd disagree with that because I love me a 2-1 baseball game more than anyone I know.

I know I hate their way of distributing points in overtime/shootouts. The idea that a team can earn a point even when they lose the game seems absurd to me - a loss of any sort in any situation should not be rewarded, even if it comes in extra time. Think about it this way - would you want other sports to give losing teams credit for forcing overtime or extra innings and have weird baseball records like 78-72-12? Personally, I think the system before was just fine - maybe add about 5 minutes to overtimes and if it ends in a draw, so be it. To decide a winner on such an arbitrary process (the shootout) seems stupidly silly. Like my friend Jay said, it'd be like basketball ending in a free-throw contest (Dwight Howard vs. Blake Griffin could go on for days).

Perhaps me writing this much about hockey is actually a reflection of my inner-fan coming out - after all, why would I write this much about the problems I have with hockey if I didn't care. I don't think I'll ever be an active fan, which is a shame. Most of my close friends are big into the sport, and during these non-NFL months, it would bring me into the sports conversation for an extended period of time. At least long enough to pass the time until NFL comes around.

So to bury the lede - yes, I have noticed that the Blackhawks are on a historically sick run. Part of that has resulted in foolish decisions on my end, as I've bet against them a few times in this streak when a really high betting line presented itself. I think the streak is good for the NHL - hell, any positive coverage, even if portrayed by an ignorant hockey entity like ESPN, should be viewed as a good thing. With how bad a second lockout in ten years could have been for the sport, the NHL needs as much of this as they can. The longer this streak goes, the better it will be for them. This is somewhat comparable to what Cal Ripken's streak did for the MLB. Coming off of a strike in 1994, baseball needed a great story to attach itself to. And what a better story for them to come along than one that involves a sacred number (2,130) in a sport that attaches itself to sacred numbers.

As long as the Blackhawks continue to add to this streak, the NHL needs to do everything it can to promote  it. Hockey has very little opportunities in the national spotlight and needs to capitalize on this so that they can turn casual fans like me (but not necessarily me - people who haven't experienced the sport) into lifelong fans. The long-time Blackhawks fans can bitch all they want about the bandwagon fans coming along for the ride, but I don't see the wagon getting any smaller anytime soon. With the old Wirtz in there, there was little reason for people to actually care about the Hawks - I give many props to those who toughed out those years as fans and stuck with them through the thinnest of thins.

As far as the bandwagon subject goes...To those long-time fans who complain about the bandwagoners, I say - Be open and accepting to their presence. Teach them about some of the nuances of the game (like explaining offsides, icing, etc.). As long as they are willing to become genuine fans of the Blackhawks and hockey in general, give them the respect you would want when you are learning about or finding interest in something for the first time. Besides, these fans aren't going anywhere.

As crazy as it seems, this crowd WILL be larger if there's a parade in 2013.

From Playoff Beard to Playoff Stubble: The Hawks' Short Journey through the Playoffs?

How thick will the Hawks' beards get this year? Beard season starts today.

Everyone who knows me knows I don't follow much hockey, but there's one thing that I love about hockey: the playoff beard. Last year's Hawks squad had a variety of playoff beards growing throughout their Stanley Cup run:

One of the thicker beards last year, as worn by Adam Burish

This beard, proudly worn by Antti Niemi

 
And then, there are the not-so-pretty beards:

My cousin Tony grew better facial hair at the age of 12 than Kane did at 21.
$20 says Kaner punched the cabbie because cabbie said Kane's beard looked like "my wife's lower region".

I guess being talented and having a good beard don't go hand in hand.

From what I hear about the Hawks' inconsistency this year, fans of childish beards grown by adult men will be disappointed when Kane and Toews (among others) get eliminated early by the President Trophy-winning Vancouver Canucks.

The one thing I do know about hockey (and baseball) compared to basketball is that playoff series are a lot more unpredictable and home ice/field does not mean as much when compared to NBA. Seems like every year or every other year, a 1 seed loses to an 8 seed in hockey in at least one of the conferences. The Ducks almost won the Cup less than ten years ago as an 8 seed and the Flyers made it all the way to the Cup as a 7 seed last year against the Hawks.

Also, if history is any indicator, making the playoffs in the last week/game isn't necessarily a bad sign for the Hawks. Some recent sports examples of teams who squeaked into postseason play:

NHL- Flyers (2010): made the playoffs in the last day of the season last year and were two games away from winning the Stanley Cup.

MLB- San Francisco Giants (2010): They squeaked into the playoffs after winning in game 162 (last game of the regular season) vs. the Padres, who helped the Giants get back into the NL West race by losing 10 straight games in September. The Giants went on to win the World Series after besting the Braves, Phillies and Rangers in October.

NFL- Green Bay (2010-11): won their last two regular season games, including an ugly affair against the Bears on the 2nd day of the year, then won the Super Bowl after winning three straight games on the road, including at Chicago.

NCAAB- Butler/VCU (2011): Some say that Butler may not have made the tournament if they did not win their conference tourney; everyone said that VCU did not deserve to be in the play-in game of the newly-expanded 68-team NCAA tournament. Both teams made the most of their opportunities. Butler won a pair of last second victories in the first two rounds, then proceeded to the Final Four after victories against Wisconsin and Florida. Meanwhile, VCU was the first team to need 5 wins to advance to the final weekend, capping off their amazing run by dominating against highly-touted and top-ranked Kansas. While Butler (who beat VCU in the national semis) ended up looking terrible against Uconn, they definitely went further than 99.999% of people thought they would.

So will the Hawks (or another team) join this list? It's much more possible in NHL than NBA. Whereas I could name the 5 teams that even have a shot at the NBA title (no particular order: Lakers, Celtics, Bulls, Heat, Spurs), hockey always presents series upsets that allow for any and all teams to have a shot at the title.

Good luck to the Hawks to advance beyond the playoff stubble stage. From what I hear, they'll need all the luck they can get.